Diabolik Lovers 9 - Domination (Not in the S&M Sort of Way)

A lot of things, actually

So this episode starts off with a mysterious voice calling out to Cordelia (or as I lovingly call her, Mommy-kins). Heroine awakens, and contemplates what is wrong with her and why she has chest pains. So, like any logical person, Heroine decides to wander the property in the dead of night...in her school uniform (well, I suppose it's better than wandering in your pajamas). Suddenly, she is attacked by bats. She tells them to stop, and then hears a moany-groany voice saying to be quiet in a nearby...tomb? Heroine immediately recognizes it as the Space Cadet (who else would it be?). He asks her what she wants. Heroine apologizes for the disturbance, and attempts to consult him about her recent...issues...which inevitably results in...

Why do all conversations end with this?

  Him sucking her blood. How unexpected.

However, something is off. Space Cadet notes how her blood has changed and that the awakening is at hand *GASP*. Heroine seems a bit surprised by this remark, so Space Cadet repeats himself, adding in that her blood is hot and bursting out right now (gotta love the adjectives they use here). He attempts to go back and suck more blood, but even with her meager amount strength, she manages to block him.

HOWEVER,

Please, enlighten me with more information

He also adds that  new, fresh, blood also flows through...(wait for it)...her wrists!
After he sucks some blood from her wrists, he states that her blood is of the finest quality (just in case y'all forgot). Then after some more blood sucking and 'delicious' comments, Space Cadet says something else about the awakening and Heroine finally asks him what it is. After some more reminders of what a sacrificial bride is, former mystery man Richter shows up and explains the whole situation.

Where should we start?

Heroine immediately recognizes him as the man from the flashback. After Space Cadet leaves, Richter apologizes for the poor manners of his nephews (because that is totally relevant at this point). After Heroine barrages him with questions, Richter explains to her that she was not chosen per say. It turns out she was picked because she was simply the right age and was easy to obtain (so this could've happened to anyone! Even...YOU!) and that her father had no involvement in this. Heroine is relieved by this news, but then, suddenly, her chest pains begin again. This means the awakening is progressing, and Richter couldn't be happier about it. He somehow renders her unconscious (her will is unconscious, but she can still walk and stuff) and takes her to the attic(?). He turns her father's (fake?) diary and her (fake?) baby picture to dust, stating that there is no further need for them.

Well, I guess I'm not sleeping this week

He takes her to the location of Mommy-kins's bloodied up dress. Suddenly, her hand is covered in blood, and then everything becomes dark. Mommy-kins creepily fades in, and slowly reaches for Heroine. Heroine looks as if she's about to scream.

The bitch is back

After the reunion, Mommy-kins (in Heroine's body) laughs evilly. This awakening is noticed by all of the brothers, some of whom certainly more perturbed than others.

Who knows what's in store for us next week?!?

Episode rating 6/10 A-a postive rating?!?! What kind of sorcery is this?!?! 

Well, it's nice to see a somewhat interesting development every once in awhile.

Diabolik Lovers 8 - Killing the Queen, Blood-Sucking with Subaru, and Cuddling

Oh yeah, I think she's very warm now

So the episode starts off with Heroine walking in on the Fedora playing the piano. She immediately (and I do mean immediately) asks him who the lady with purple hair is, and her question is then answered with a flashback of the brothers murdering her. I'm not gonna get into the intimate details of it (because this scene was shockingly exciting). And that was half of the episode right there.

I like Subaru, he tells it like it is

After they finish telling her the story, she runs away. She says she can't take it anymore, and then, suddenly, Subaru arrives, and tells her she should've left when she had the chance. She asks him if he knew about what the triplets did to their mother, and he responds "and if I do?" He prepares to walk away, when she asks him why he gave her the knife. She steps towards him, and he responds as such:

Ah, so we're back to Mr.Wonderful mode again, aren't we?

And to add to that, he says he will not only destroy her body (oohh) but her mind as well (I think he's trying too hard). Then he throws flowers at her (so scary). She automatically flashes back to the woman she saw standing in the tower. She then asks him if that was his mother (because now is obviously the best time to ask questions). He blows up again screaming "what do you know?!" and grabbing her arm.

Well, I guess he's destroying your wrist first

Heroine is in pain, and demands Subaru let go. He then proceeds to beat himself up and act as if he is talking to his mother. He then returns to reality, and hugs Heroine. Then he bites her (well at least he was more gentle about it...). Of course, he also comments that it's so sweet.

Isn't that statement a little bit redundant?

Then he pulls down half of her shirt (pulling an Ayato here, aren't we?), and sniffs her (?) then bites her upper arm. After all that, he provides her with an answer to her question. He tells her that he gave her the knife to stab him with, should he want her to. She says she can't possibly do that, so he tells her to use it to kill herself instead (well, okay then). He tells her that she has no right to refuse, just like how she can't deny him her blood. Heroine cringes in fear, and Subaru is seemingly pleased by this. He tells her to always be quiet and allow his fangs to enter her (oh dayum), and bites her again.

Later, Heroine is quietly lying in bed, when someone else enters it. She turns around.

That's not exactly very intimidating to say while you're clinging to her like a small child

It's Ayato. He tells her not to look at him, and pulls her back down. He holds her (kind of) and tells her not to disobey him, and then falls asleep (?)

Episode rating 5/10 not a bad rating, isn't that crazy?!? That chase scene really was something.

Diabolik Lovers 7 - More Mommy Issues and an Epicly Long Flashback

Well, that is totally not creepy at all

So this episode starts off with some unpleasant weather. Heroine awakes from her slumber, and takes a look out the window. Who does she see? It's that random lady we saw back in episode 1!

So something possesses her to go to this waterway under the house. She then enters a room that triggers an episode-long flashback!

Aww...they were so cute before they became rapists..

Heroine regains her consciousness, and wonders where she is. She then sees pint-sized Ayato, Fedora (who didn't have a fedora when he was little), and Emo Shota. Tiny Emo Shota is sad that the bats he caught got away, tiny Ayato volunteers to catch them back for him. Suddenly, mystery lady appears (turns out she's their mom)! After tiny Emo Shota and Fedora take their leave, their mom tells Ayato to go back inside and study. Tiny Ayato refuses, and asks why Emo Shota and Fedora get to play outside while he is forced to study all day. She tells tiny Ayato it's because he's different, because he is the successor. In order to be the successor, he must be number one, otherwise, he is not his mother's child and he will be sunk to the bottom of the lake (parenting!). She tells him, unless that is what he wants, to return to his room and study. Tiny Ayato runs off, wearing a sad expression. 

Even if she's a bitch, I've got to admit, she certainly carries herself well

 Mommy-kins takes a seat on a bench. She calls over the Emo Shota, and tells her to sing "that song" for her. He does so, tiny Fedora also comes to listen, smiling peacefully, as their mother wears this conceited look on her face. We then return to Heroine who ponders "is this pretty lady their mother? But that..."

We then get a change of scenery, as Heroine stumbles upon the Glasses with his mother.

He's the cutest

Tiny Space Cadet comes about with a puppy (this was the most adorable thing this show has ever presented to me), his (and Glasses's) mother does not look pleased. She asks him what he's doing, and he shows her the puppy gleefully, telling her a friend gave him to him. She tells him to release "that thing" at once. Glasses glares at him. She then lectures him about how he is the oldest son, and therefore, the next head of the family (everyone wants their son to succeed in this family). She tells him that he must know how to conduct himself at all times (and apparently, the puppy gets in the way of this). The puppy is then confiscated by the creepy butler who hasn't appeared since episode 1 (or maybe he has, I don't really know since he doesn't have much presence). Space Cadet has a fit, and says that he promised Edgar he'd take care of him. His mother then stares at him with cold eyes, he lets go of the puppy and runs away.

No one cares, Glasses

Glasses then attempts to impress his mother by telling her that he has finished memorizing an entire book (wowza). His mother doesn't seem to care though, so he goes back to reading, looking a bit frustrated.
We then return to an onlooking Heroine who steps on a white rose. She tries to pick it up, but she cuts her finger (even though she's kind of a ghost-thing in this flashback, she can hurt herself).

Why does he dress exactly the same way as he does when he's older?

Heroine is somehow magically transported to another floor, and stumbles upon a tower. A young Mr.Wonderful stares at the tower, which, it turns out, is where his mother is being held captive (like a princess). Young Mr.Wonderful looks sad. Heroine notices the knife he gave her in his hand. He drops the knife.

I think that's just a little bit of a stretch

We then somehow return to ground level, back to Mommy-kins. Here we find her getting her ass kissed by the former mystery man, Richter. After he basically tells her that she's the best thing that has ever come into existence, Mommy-kins tells Richter that she wants him to always stay by her side, just to whisper his sweet nothings. Heroine then notices young Ayato, bearing witness to his mother cheating (implied).
Suddenly, things turn black and white. Everything has stopped moving, but somehow, Mommy-kins turns and looks at Heroine. Heroine panics, and her chest pain causes her to collapse, therefore ending the long flashback.

Heroine is woken up by Ayato. She asks him where she is, and he tells her that they're in the underground waterway. She asks how she got there, and he is surprised to hear that she doesn't remember. He tells her to stay away from there when it rains (he's caring again!). She then asks him what's behind the door that's next to him, he tells her that she doesn't need to know. He notices the cut on her finger. She wonders where she got it from, and then remembers the rose in the flashback.
Suddenly, a wild Fedora appears.

That can never mean anything good

He was lured in by the smell of her blood! He says he's glad that she's there, and proposes they have some fun together (just when I thought there wasn't gonna be rape in this episode!). Ayato notes how Heroine's blood is indeed potent, and how he's smelled it before. Heroine attempts to escape, but just as all her previous attempts, it is futile. Fedora pushes her against the gate she was trying to escape from. Ayato pushes him out of the way, and bites her neck. He mumbles how it's the flavor he remembers while sucking her blood. Suddenly, he stops, looking a bit freaked out. Fedora asks if Ayato's done, and if he could have a turn. Ayato says "be my guest" and after saying that she can't escape (this time using a butterfly in a spiderweb analogy), he bites her thigh and says he loves her. Ayato looks at Fedora with shock. He pulls down Heroine's pajama a bit (OH SHIT), and bits her shoulder (?). Both brothers suck her blood simultaneously, until Ayato decides to stop (because he's "bored") and walks away.

That's right, Mr.Cool. Walk away.

As he walks away Fedora glances at him momentarily, and then continues to suck Heroine's blood. Heroine then passes out.

Episode rating 4.5/10 Would've been decent if they didn't include the rape. Seriously.

Diabolik Lovers 6 - Would've, Could've, Should've

I really don't understand why you care

So this episode starts off with the Emo Shota singing....on the balcony railing. Heroine arrives, and is worried about whether or not he will fall. They have another typical conversation of theirs (Emo Shota calling her cute expression cute, then says he hates it..etc.) all the while Heroine tells him to get off the balcony. Eventually (after more of this typical, bipolar conversation of theirs) this happens:

Okay, do that

Yep, he falls. Heroine rushes to his aid. Unfortunately, he does not die from this. He wakes up, and calls Heroine annoying. He says that a mere fall from the 2nd floor would not kill him, and that he could only wish he died that easily (if only...). Heroine then asks him if he wants to die, he says maybe, but not at the moment (not today, but maybe tomorrow!). He then says that there is a place he is fond of (he does like things aside from his bear! Surprising, I know.), and that today he would like to take Heroine there (should I be worried?).  

This is totally not creepy

Emo Shota takes Heroine to a place completely full of wax figures in wedding dresses. He notices that Heroine is not enjoying being there. Heroine says that wax figures are kind of eerie (I second that), and that she just wished that they were as cute as Teddy (is this...ass kissing I hear?!?). Emo Shota replies that he does realize that Teddy is the cutest of them all (of course), but in terms of soullessness, they are the same (to think that he knew that...). He then comments that Heroine would be beautiful as a silent corpse (this is where you run).

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway

He then proposes that Heroine become a wax figure as well (you should be running by now). He says that he will keep her displayed carefully (RUN) and that it would make Teddy happy to have a new friend (RUN, BITCH-CHAN, RUN), it would be a win-win situation for her (NO IT WOULDN'T YOU LITTLE SH*T).  Heroine then says that she does not want to become one of his "sick figures" and attempts to run away (FINALLY). However, Emo Shota catches her (noooooo!) and slams her against the wall. He asks her why she's so frightened (ISN'T IT OBVIOUS???) , and begins to lick her, while commenting how wonderful fearful expressions are, and how he wonders why they excite him so much (because you're mental, that's why). Then he starts saying how he'll make her into a wax figure, and then bites her. He tells her that she will be lovelier than the prettiest bride (that so sweet, and so scary at the same time...) and then reveals that the wax figures are really the previous sacrificial brides. He then starts strangling her. Things aren't looking good for Heroine, but never fear

For once, I am very happy to see you

for Ayato is here! Heroine thanks Ayato, but he tells her not to get the wrong idea. He motions as if to bit her, and she cringes. Suddenly, he stops. He says he's not in the mood at the moment, he's too tired (was this out of sympathy?!? *GASP*).

Later Heroine is walking through the hall, and she spots Mr.Wonderful. He tells her that she will die if she stays there (you think?). She asks him what choice she has, and he tells her that she has a chance to leave now. She takes advantage of this opportunity and begins to pack her bags. She then notices her "father's" diary, and picks up the photo in it of herself when she was a baby (w/ priest/father?) and then says that she does indeed want to learn the truth (apparently, getting out of a place full of rapists isn't the top priority right now).

Stupid bitch

 She goes back to Subaru, and asks him if he knows anything about her or her father, and tells him that she was told (are you following this?) that she was offered up as a sacrifice by the church. Subaru tells her that he knows nothing, and then, he sees his mother's solemn expression while looking at hers. He then gives Heroine a knife ( a silver knife, that is), and tells her that it can be used to kill vampires with a stab to the heart (jackpot!). Heroine asks him why he gave her this, but he walks away, and has a flashback instead of answering.

Gah! He's cute even when he's scared!

 Turns out, his mom gave it to him (when he was a child, of course), all the while frantically begging him to murder.

Heroine returns to her room to find the Fedora lying in wait. She tells him to get out, he chuckles. He notices she's holding Mr.Wonderful's knife. He holds it up to his chest, and says that he never knew how much she loved him. Heroine is confused. He tells her that murder is the ultimate way to tell a vampire you love them (you hear that, ladies?). He then asks her if she knows what it feels like to love someone so much that she hates them, and slams her up against the wall (that seems to be a recurring action in this show). He tells her that they are very much alike, and that her hot blood "speaks to him." He says that it knows she wants him (ohhh), she pushes him away. He tells her to scream that she wants him (why in the world would she do that?), and then goes back to that religious argument they had two episodes ago. Then Heroine makes a speech as to why she still believes.

and suddenly the Edwyn Collins song plays in my head

Because of this speech, the Fedora is interested in Heroine for reasons other than blood. Way to go!

Episode Rating 4/10, because of bad decision making

Diabolik Lovers Episode 5 - Mommy Issues

So this episode starts of with Yui in denial of what the Fedora told her last episode. Suddenly, the Emo Shota arrives, tells her to pick up the roses she is plucking, and follow him. She does so (dooming herself in the process), and they end of up the family graveyard. Yui asks why they're there, and after saying how great graves are, he presents his mother's grave to her. After a comment from Yui, the Emo Shota remarks that he had killed her....and then asks Yui if she would believe that. He asks her to place the roses on the grave. After she does so, she tries to take her leave. 

The Emo Shota gets pissed, calls her selfish, and beats his mother's grave with the roses. Yui tells him to stop, and he gets even angrier, saying not to order him around and calling her a "lousy mortal" (oh dayum) and telling her that she doesn't understand him (typical Emo talk). Yui apologizes, but he tells her that her apologies annoy him, and then asks her if she likes deceiving others. Yui backs away from him, and trips in the process. Emo Shota laughs at her. He tells her she looks pathetic, and tells her that if she crawls around in the dirt some more and cries like "the pathetic girl" she is, he might forgive her (are you serious?).  Yui apologizes again, and suddenly, Emo Shota has a change in mood (like a complete 180). He calls her sweet, and tells her "that's enough," then gets on top of her.

Ew

He starts making a motion to bite her, then stops. He recalls how human women (apparently) get angry if they aren't  kissed before being pleasured (I didn't know sucking their blood induced pleasure...weird). He says it's a pain, but does it anyway. He bites her neck afterwards, then stops to sniff her. He notes that she smells like "something he remembers" and laughs about it (like the crazy mother he is) and proceeds biting her. She (like always) says that it hurts. He stops (being surprisingly considerate) and says that he should make it feel good for her. So instead of biting her neck, he bites between her boobs (?). As he sucks her blood he remarks that it's delicious, and then tells her that he won't let her go. You then her disturbing sucking/slurping sounds as you get a pleasant view of the Emo Shota's bear (that scene sent chills down my spine).

Oh, hey! Where have you been the last 3 episodes?

 As Heroine walks zombishly back to the manor, we see mystery man in the back. We then hear "what are you doing here, Richter?" from behind him, only to discover it's Subaru! Also, it turns out Richter is their uncle (apparently), and Subaru does not like him. Subaru (being his usual, charming self) tells the guy to shut up and go away. Dramatic wind starts blowing, and Richter states that "the awakening will manifest without awaiting its time" (???) and he disappears. Subaru looks back and the dazed heroine, and ponders what Richter said.

So this is Glasses without the glasses? Not bad...not bad at all.

So after she reaches the door to her room, Heroine notices that the door next door is open. Throwing caution to the wind she decides to go in (that's one more bad decision today to add to the list). She discovers Glasses sleeping in this room (which appears to be a study/laboratory), and wakes him. Glasses (without his glasses on) is not pleased. He comments that he cannot believe that he was awoken by the smell of her blood (are you gonna tell me that's rude?). Yui apologizes, but he says that it's better than the nightmare he was having. Yui commented that she did indeed come because she hear moaning. Glasses puts on his glasses and goes to make some tea. 

He gets just a cup for himself, and Heroine is wondering why. He asks her if she honestly believed he would make tea for her, and tells her to stop being so conceited (OH SNAP!). He tells her that he will, however, allow her to enjoy the smell. Heroine decides to switch the topic, and asks if anybody else, like the Space Cadet, uses it. Glasses then comments that just hearing his (Space Cadet's) name makes his ears feel unclean. Heroine asks why he hates him so much, but Glasses refuses to provide her with an answer. He then goes off to stare out a window and has a flashback.

Oh...he was jelly of the Space Cadet

And what's the flashback of? Him staring out a window (at his mom and the Space Cadet). This suggests that the reason he hates the Space Cadet so much is that his mom favored him instead. Suddenly, after his flashback ends, Glasses offers to share his tea (which is totally not suspicious). Heroine sips the tea, and drops her cup, and grabs her mouth. Turns out it was poisoned (yep, totally unexpected)!

That is not the only problem, and you know it!

Glasses reassures her that her life is not at risk (which makes it totally okay that he poisoned her), he also states that he dislikes how it made her numb (now she won't moan in pain, and that simply will not do). He says he'll have to make it again, and then forces some other chemical in her mouth. She starts coughing and falls on the ground.

Well, shit, maybe she forgot her manners after you F***ING POISONED HER.

 He tells her that her coughing is impolite (ಠ_ಠ) and asks her what's wrong with her (really?). He then tells her that she must clean up the shattered glass off the floor (....). Heroine looks at her hand, so see a horrid gash on it. Glasses grabs her hand, and tells her that he has no interest in things with imperfections (I'm sure she's heartbroken). He then tells her, despite this, she "infuses the air with a sweet aroma" and proceeds to lick her hand. He then stops and mutters "what is this?", and gets up. He takes his remaining glove off (aw shiet) and tells her that he has soiled himself with her blood (pfft...really now?). Heroine starts to say that it wasn't her fault (and it really wasn't), but glasses stops her and tells her that he doesn't want to hear her excuses. 

He tells her to get up, and she does so, and notices him glaring at her...hard. She backs away, he drops his glove, and slams her against the bookshelf (ouch). She begs him to stop, and then he asks her "who in the world will hear you scream?", and proceeds to try to bite her. She screams, and then he makes a whole speech that mortals are merely containers of blood, and despite her position, he wishes to give more pleasure her more than anyone (wait...what?). He then bites her, and Heroine struggles, eventually pushing one of his arms away. He then slams her against the bookshelf again, and tells her to know her place and that he will not tolerate disobedience. He tells her to learn to fear him more and more (I think she already fears you enough, thank you very much).

That is the most frightening utterance of that line I have ever heard

  He then asks "shall I bandage your wound?" (what?) and then says that he will bind it so tightly that her blood flow will be cut off, and her hand will rot and fall off at the wrist (of course...). He then says the very idea of her screaming at that moment makes him very happy (ಠ_ಠ). She then collapses as he goes more into the description of this ordeal, then suddenly, he has yet another flashback.

I'm pretty sure that wasn't his goal

So apparently he killed his mom, and she (his mom) was very happy about it. He was angered that she was satisfied by this, and yelled that he had no intention of allowing her a peaceful death. We then get back to him and Yui. He pulls Yui closer to him, and mumbles "I will not allow it."

Episode rating 3/10 why do you think it took me so long to blog this episode? Though, I was quite happy to see the return of Mr.Wonderful, learn mystery man's name, and see that Glasses's mother pissed him off when he killed her. Still, I hate psychos, and this show is full of them.

Diabolik Lovers Episode 4 - Everything Goes to Hell (NSFW)

Well, I had a feeling an episode like this would happen sooner or later...

Not stalking, just watching 

So it starts off with Heroine finally finding the phone she has been seeking since episode 1. As she attempts to use said phone, she notices the Emo Shota watching her, and is frightened. She tries to be casual about it, and the Emo Shota asks "don't you understand why I'm here?"  He tells her he and his "Teddy" are thirsty. She apologizes to him and the bear. He tells her not to address Teddy as though she knows him (well OK then) and that he's the only advisor he needs (not sure if acting like a child, or crazy, or both).

She gets Emo Shota coffee. He has a shit fit. He smacks the coffee out her hand, and starts yelling at her telling her he hates bitter things (then be more specific next time). He then proceeds to call her worthless. She apologizes, but he screams at her some more, telling her she doesn't mean it.

 She asks what he wants from her, he tells her he wants her to figure it out herself. She offers to buy him something else, but he says he's no longer interested.

No, you're just extremely intimidating, bipolar, you dress like an Emo five-year old, carry around a bear and act like it's people, and are a vampire. I wouldn't call you the object of hatred, but perhaps a recipe for soiled undergarments.

He then asks her if the coffee splashed on her fingers, and if it was painfully hot (suddenly, he cares). He then licks her finger, and questions her whether or not she hates him, and if she wants to learn more about him (???). She tells him she doesn't hate him, and she would indeed like to know more about him. He then walks away telling her to make the effort to understand him (lol wut). Also, he left her bag on the roof...as punishment, also, the phone's been broken for weeks.

Serious Face: OFF

As Heroine goes upstairs and retrieves her bag, she notices someone singing love to the sky. Low and behold, it is the Fedora. She eavesdrops for a second, only for this to happen:

Serious Face: ON
My heart momentarily stopped when he said that

He discovers someone is watching him. She hides behind a wall, but he finds her. He grabs her neck, licks her, and bites her, sucking her blood. He seems to have realized something, and stops to think about it. Of course, Heroine uses this opportunity to run...into town. She finds a phone, and attempts to call her father.
SURPRISE!
The Fedora answers the phone.
How, you ask? You tell me.
Over the phone, the Fedora tells the Heroine that he knows everything about her.
She runs out of the phone booth only to bump into...Fedora..
He asks her if she enjoyed her short-lived freedom (so close...damn it).

*Sniff, sniff* I could swear I smell a plot in here somewhere...

Suddenly, a man by the name of Tougo Sakamaki appears on the giant TV on one of the buildings. Fedora explains that it's him and his brothers' dad, and that he hates him and blah, blah, blah. Then Heroine starts staring hard at the image on screen, muttering the man's name, she then mumbles "Karl Heinz.." (surprising Fedora) and passes out. Fedora looks at her with a stunned expression, and asks the comatose Heroine "who are you?"

Heroine then wakes up in her room, and runs out to perhaps attempt another escape. She finds a church outside, and goes in there to pray. Fedora arrives, and they argue about religion for awhile (an arguement I'm sure everyone has at some point).

Crap, his hat fell, I don't know what to call him now

During this confrontation, the fedora comes off the man's head. As things get worse in this religious confrontation, we see this guy again:

'eey, people aren't allowed in there!

Mystery man finds a hidden doorway behind a bookshelf. He walks through an absolutely gorgeously decorated hallway, and comes to a dress that is ripped up and bloody in the chest area. Who does this dress belong to? 'Tis a mystery.

Oh, so it's okay if he does this somewhere else?

Somehow, things escalated to rape. It was only a matter of time. He asks her if she's angry, tells her that her eyes are fascinating (they're pink), and to go ahead, that it's cute (?). He tells her to get angrier if she wants, and he even gives her permission to call him names (I think that fedora was holding his sanity) all while his face is flushed.
He tells her that no matter how hard she tries, she will never be a match for him, because he's inhuman. He begins to unbutton her shirt, all while telling her that she'll submit to him and show him places that she "has been too embarrassed to show anyone."
If this hasn't registered to you yet, she's about to get raped.
For real.
No joke.
Yup.

He kisses her thigh twice, then bites it. After he finishes sucking blood from her thigh, he asks her if it hurts (no shit, it hurts). He calls her a "poor thing" and tells her that he'll make it hurt even more. Heroine's eyes are tearing up, and she looks like she's holding in her urge to cry. Then the former Fedora lets her in on a "secret."

Well, in the case of quite a few churches, it's not like they don't have blood on their hands (get it? Blood? Ta ha ha!)

So it turns out, her church sent her to the house of rapists! Do you smell controversy? I do!
Heroine is shocked, and former Fedora is enjoying every second of this. He picks up where he left off, whispering to Heroine follow him down to hell. He then says that no one has been saved by their belief.

Episode rating 2/10, as much as I love religious controversy, I hate the rapey-ness of this show. I felt disgusting after watching this, like I want to take a bath...right now. On a less important note, what exactly happened in between this and last episode's events? They always seem to forget these things....

Diabolik Lovers Episode 3 - Deadbeat Brother

So this episode was dedicated to showing the audience that the Space Cadet is just as much as an asshole as everyone else!

Such a loving little brother he has

The episode starts off during dinner time. Surprisingly, the heroine is not said dinner. Suddenly after the routine molestation from the Fedora, the Space Cadet gets up and leaves, muttering "such a pain" (because dinner is apparently a chore). Then the Glasses begins the trash talking. He says that the Space Cadet is no good because he grew up spoiled rotten. Then (after the Emo Shota starts repeatedly jamming his fork into his plate while laughing like a crazy motherf****r) Glasses goes on to say that he (Space Cadet) won't even make the effort to attend their monthly dinner party (the nerve of some people).

You'd be third in line for that, buddy

As everyone leaves the table, Heroine attempts to go ahead and leave as well. Glasses stops her and tells her that her table manners are "deplorable," and that one day he will take her aside and discipline her...thoroughly. Which basically means he's gonna use that as an excuse to do whatever horrible things to the heroine. Nice!
Heroine catches wind of this, gives him the look and reluctantly says "Yes, sir."
Submissive as always, I'm afraid.

He's not asking, he's demanding

Heroine is sitting in her room, when suddenly, a wild Ayato appears. He demands to suck her blood, but she says she was on her way to the bath. Ayato does not care, he grabs her anyway. She tells him that she's been feeling faint lately, he tells her to shut up. He gives her hickeys on her chest (as "stamp marks"), while enjoying her sounds of pain (creepy as hell). He stops, and tells her that he'll do the rest after her bath, because he doesn't want t have to deal with her fainting again (that would be a problem).

He'll throw you in the pool again, missy

He tells her not to take long, because if she makes him wait, "you know what will happen."

I do not know what will happen, but I assume it's a illegal.

Heroine goes to the bathroom, and examines the marks on her chest with a grim expression.

Suddenly, she notices the Space Cadet is in the filled bathtub (with his clothes on).

He's funny, this one

Heroine asks him what he's doing there. He says he's just having a bath. Heroine questions why he still has his clothes on. He says to undress him (he gets right to the point doesn't he?). Heroine is stunned by his remark, and he tells her that he assumed she went in the bathroom to see him naked (because he's just that sexy). Heroine blushes and denies his assumptions, and says she only wanted a bath. He asks her if she wants to join him, she asks him why she would want to do that. He notes that she is blushing. After a brief awkward silence and the Space Cadet complaining how tired he is, Heroine asks him why he and his brothers are so different, despite being related. The Space Cadet reveals that they have different mothers. He and Glasses have the same mother, Fedora, Ayato, and Emo Shota are triplets with another mom, and Mr.Wonderful also has a different mom.

Isn't he a cutie-pie?

Suddenly, he sinks into the water. Heroine grabs his hand and pulls him out (?). A flashback is triggered.
In said flash back, there's a random guy, a house is burning down, and the Space Cadet is standing with a blank expression on his face. He mutters "Edgar..." (which I assume is the name of the random guy) while enduring this flashback. Suddenly, Heroine's voice can be heard calling the Space Cadet. He wakes up, and Heroine says that he's hurting her (via squeezing her hand a bit too much).
Then, suddenly, he pulls her into the tub (do these guys have a thing for throwing women in water?).

Well, so did I. Turns out, he's just another rapey asshole

He tells her to let him suck her blood. She is stunned by this statement, and Space Cadet is surprised she's frightened. He grabs the back of her head, pulls her forward, and examines her skin. He notices the hickeys from Ayato. He remarks that he's a possessive freak (and you're a bipolar one, haha!). Heroine sulks, saying she thought the he was different, he tells her that he's a vampire (naw, really?!?) and that he shall show her a whole new world (and suddenly the song from Aladdin began to play in my mind).

(Now for the more erotic lines)

He notes that her blood is getting so hot, it could burn him. He says she's getting excited (or more suitably, aroused), and he calls her (I am not kidding) a dirty girl (oooooooOOOh).

He concludes that she's in the house due to her fine quality blood. He then tells her to stay away from him.

She returns to her room, where Ayato is waiting. He demands blood, ignores Heroine's refusal, and then notices the fang marks on her neck. He concludes they belong to the Space Cadet, and he goes to confront him.

You bite Heroine, you bite Ayato. That's the way it works.

He asks the Space Cadet if he's trying to pick a fight with him. Ayato is ignored, gets pissed, and yells at the Space Cadet. He tells Ayato to keep it down. Ayato then (like a real man) challenges the Space Cadet to a rousing game of darts. Space Cadet shoots down the challenge. Suddenly, a wild Fedora appears, and declares Heroine as the prize. Then Glasses comes about, asking what's with all the commotion. Space Cadet states that he couldn't care less about the chick, and to just let him sleep. 

Glasses then gets sassy and says that if one were to look up the word "spineless" in the dictionary, you'd find the Space Cadet's photo next to it (OH SNAP!). He says the Space Cadet can't do anything himself, and calls him a deadbeat.

(Then some epic/dramatic music starts playing)

Space Cadet leans up, and accepts the challenge (remember, kids, if you ever want someone to do something for you, mock them).
Space Cadet easily wins the game.

In other words, Heroine = food

He wins a bitch-chan.

Episode rating 5/10 I was disappointed in the Space Cadet. I had faith that he wouldn't be an asshole, but I guess that was just a dream... Still, the episode was entertaining because of all the stupid that happened.